i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Text me some of your sweat
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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