Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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