I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
im on a boat
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