I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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