remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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