you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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