Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
vagina is talking i cant
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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