Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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