I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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