i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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