I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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