Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize