Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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