I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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