Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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