i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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