we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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