Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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