Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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