Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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