Don't you send me to vm
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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