The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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