I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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