Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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