the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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