its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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