i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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