can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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