good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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