If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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