so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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