he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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