The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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