Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
