Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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