He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
