is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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