she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
