i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
