Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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