i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
