is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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