Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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