you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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