are you still at the devil's house?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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