I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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