So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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