the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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