White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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