I need help removing her.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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