i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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