No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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