Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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