So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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