Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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