erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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