it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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