would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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